Gwyneth Paltrow Admits to Getting Ozone in Her Rectum
Nice rant, enjoyed this thoroughly.
When artificially intelligent life forms vanquish us from the Earth, they will justify this extermination with many bad things about humans. Exhibit A. might just be Gwyneth Paltrow promoting rectal ozone on TikTok while the runaway greenhouse effect, in part produced by flatulent cows and methanous celebrities, accelerated off the cliff.
Ozone belongs in the stratosphere... or in our hearts for those of us who grew up in the 1980’s and are referring to the character “Ozone” in the cringe-worthy classic movie Breakin’.
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Update: 2024-05-31